Thursday, February 17, 2011

Have you ever ridden Steady bareback?

A friend asked me today on facebook and my response I thought you guys might enjoy.

ouch! yes, I try not to but sometimes I will. Mostly just walking though. But one time at a horse show I entered myself unknowingly in a ride-a-buck class. My friend told me it would be fun. She said that we had to put a dollar under our leg and whoever kept it there the longest got all the money. She failed to mention it was BAREBACK! So they called out walk, trot and canter and the goal was to keep the dollar between you and the horse. My personal goal was to keep my butt from hitting the ground!! Though I never actually got him to pick up a canter he flew around the ring in his fastest trot instead which is way worse than if he would just canter. We actually did pretty well and I was impressed. I think we were third to last left in the arena. I guess when your goal is just to not fall off and you basiscally made it to third place then you are doing good.  My motto should be set your sights low and you won't be disappointed. That would be a terrible title of a self help book but has worked well for me and Steady.




But riding Steady bareback is the worst version of a wedgie one can imagine. It is a spine wedgie repeatedly administered with incredible force. To say the least it is not fun and you are sore for days. Though I can only imagine the way that Steady would describe the experience. Probably something like. "Hey Moonlight you know that lady that gives us food? Well seriously has she ever considered weight watchers! I mean why would someone insist on climbing on my back with absolutely no padding the force me to run around in circles while they repeatedly slam their fat ass directly onto my spine??! These people are idiots!"

4 comments:

  1. Haha, I like to think that my bum has enough padding to make it reasonably comfortable for Izzy. When I was younger, I would actually jump my OTTB bareback, but those withers meant that we never went over 2'6".

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  2. Yup..it's like riding a shark's fin. But somehow I've gotten used to it. Saddle is way more comfy though!

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  3. I liked riding bareback as a kid, but I was on an Appy pony and she had a comfortable back. :) Only the hard stops hurt when I met the withers lol.

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  4. Yeah there are horses that are comfy as can be bareback. Moonlight is one of those. He is round enough that it is a lovely bareback ride.

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